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[exercisms]

[I'll just keep googling shirts, Lisa, I'll do it all day. Pointing to another.]

That one? I know that you're supposed to laugh when someone shows their butt.

[frostythehitman]

[ I both hoped and planned for this. I'm fucking ready. ]

If you're four, maybe. Put that one back, the wolf one is the better of the two. But keep looking.

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Oh, okay.

[Pointing at a cute fox shirt.]

Is that funny?

[frostythehitman]

[ shakes his head ]

Cute, but not funny. Those are different things. Try again.

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[Pointing to this one? They're getting worse.]

[frostythehitman]

[ EXCUSE YOU, HE BEGS TO DIFFER ]

...Eh, about as good as the first one. [ Gestures for Mob to hand over this shirt to him as well. ]

Do you just have a thing about shirts with glasses and puns on them?

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[Shaking his head. Listen, these keep coming up when I google funny animal shirts.]

I don't. . . I don't know what's funny about any of them. I never have understood that kind of thing.

[frostythehitman]

[ that is...so sad. ]

Alright, different question. Have you ever laughed before?

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[Shaking his head.]

[frostythehitman]

[ KID, THIS IS SO SAD ]

...huh.

[ How do you explain what humor is? Or laughter? Christ, somebody get this kid a therapist or something. ]

Just...go with the first one, the wolf one. Try that and tell me how it goes.

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[He needs a therapist who is an expert on psychics.]

Thank you.

[Picking the wolf one. And then he'll add - ]

It's all right. I don't feel like I'm missing out. I just don't like it when others get angry because I don't.

[frostythehitman]

[ He blinks, because that sounds really weird at first, but he thinks he gets it. Making a joke only to have this extremely neutral face stare at you the whole time would be pretty uncomfortable. But all the same... ]

Yeah, well, they can piss off.

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[It would, wouldn't it. But he will just write an IOU for his wolf shirt.]

I don't think anyone means badly. But I don't have to change to try and fit in with others. It's okay to be myself.

[Again, sometimes he just says things that sound like he's repeating something he's been told.]

[frostythehitman]

Uh. Right, yeah. That.

[ ...a-awkward shoulder pats? Is this a mentoring? Did he successfully do a mentoring????? ]